+ 15 º - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
+ 10 º - Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
+5 º - You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start.
0º - Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens.
- 5 º - French cars don't satrt.
- 10 º - You're planning a vacation to Australia.
- 15 º - Your cat insists in sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
- 18 º - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
- 20 º - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
- 25 º - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead...
- 30 º - Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat INSISTS in sleeping in your pajamas.
- 35 º - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
- 40 º - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Sedish cars don't start.
- 42 º - Transportation stops in Europe. Russianseat ice cream on the street.
- 45 º - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
- 50 º - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom.
- 60 º - White bears start moving south.
- 70 º - The Hell froze...
- 73 º - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lopland. Russians wear earmuff hats.
- 80 º - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
- 114 º - Ethyl alcohol is freezing, Russians unhappy...
- 273 º - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
- 295 º - 90 % of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.
Bastante gracioso, debo decir. También existe una versión de Noruega:
ResponderEliminar* +15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we’ll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
* +10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
* +5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won’t start.
The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
* 0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
* -5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Norwegians have their final barbeque before winter.
* -10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
* -20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations.
Autumn is here.
* -30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
* -40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
* -50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
* -70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
* -183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don’t survive.
The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers’ hands are cold.
* -273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts.
The Norwegians start saying “Faen, it’s cold outside today.”
* -300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over.
Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.